Story Archive March 13, 2003 (Page 1 of 1)

"Bad Religion"

I love my computer you make me feel alright every waking hour and every lonely night I love my computer for all you give to me predictable errors and no identity

Chorus: and it's never been quite so easy I've never been quite so happy all I need to do is click on you and we'll be joined in the most soul-less way and we'll never ever ruin each other's day cuz when I'm through I just click and you just go away

I love my computer you're always in the mood I get turned on when I turn on you I love my computer you never ask for more you can be a princess or you can be my whore

[Chorus]

the world outside is so big but it's safe in my domain because to you I'm just a number and a clever screen name all I need to do is click on you and we'll be together for eternity and no one is ever gonna take my love from me because I've got security, her password and a key