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Sauerei: Weder ready.gov noch deren Ergänzungsseite erwähnen Saddam's außerirdische Riesenskorpione. Groß wie Kühe und in der Wüste genauso unsichtbar wie Stealth Fighter. Genmanipuliert von Aliens. Warum tut denn keiner was?

Aber keine Angst. Das Department of Redundancy weiß Rat:

There are three easy steps:

1. If one of Saddam's bio-engineered (by aliens), cow sized, stealth scorpions is attacking you, hide under your desk. 2. When the scorpion is going to sting you, blow a whistle. Order one toll-free by calling 1-800-BE-READY now!
  1. There is no step three.

 
       
  


 
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