Why didn't you update more often lately?

• I am lazy.
• I was thinking about migrating this to blosxom. However I haven't had enough time and motivation (see 1.). Furthermore I think I would miss the comfort of antville.
• I have been busy doing a little project.
• I am lazy.

What is the official language of this blog?

As of now the official language is Denglish. Posts interessting to international users will be posted in english, while other works (e.g. short stories like God's own television network) will be written in german due to a lack of witty, near-native english writing skills.

• To keep track of my life and read old stuff to amuse myself
• To read my referers. (Keeps getting less funny)
• Commented Bookmarks.
• To show off.